Everybody looks forward to “college hookups” but freshmen don’t usually know how to pick up girls. Tinder, Bumble, Grindr, OkCupid…whatever you can get your hands on. Have your friends take some ~sick pics~ of you after you’ve researched “best pics for a dating profile” and make sure your bio is *punny* and witty. Don’t forget to mention that you love your mom – chicks dig it. Your chances of hooking up with upperclassmen? Astronomical.